Pizza Friday Beanie
One side Pizza. One side Friday. Bingo, you got the Pizza Friday Beanie.
One size fits most. Head too big? Hat'll stretch out. Hat too stretched out? Pop it in the washer on warm and lay flat to dry. Don't iron it though.
100% not wool. Knitted out of acrylic yarn in the US of America.
Doubles as a sleeping bag for an infant human child.